🎤 What Have I Been Doing Since Retirement?

“Retired?”
Oh no, my friend—I didn’t retire… I rewired.

I’ve been busier than a mosquito at a nudist colony:
– Teaching students and colleagues how to laugh without getting detention.
– Educating minds, enlightening hearts, and occasionally confusing people with my metaphors.
– Playing tennis 3–4 times a week like I’m training for Wimbledon—minus the trophy and with more groaning.
– Spreading smiles, one lip at a time. (Yes, I do both sides. I’m fair like that.)

I don’t believe in retirement.
To me, retirement is what happens when I stop breathing—
and even then, I might try stand-up at the pearly gates.

Life after retirement isn’t about slowing down…
It’s about finally doing what you love without someone calling a staff meeting.

So yeah, I’ve been living, laughing, and occasionally limping—
but never, ever retiring.